Slice 'em and freeze 'em. Nothing moldy then.

One word. Bagels. My local Costco sells 2 sleeves of Einstein Brothers bagels (total 10) for $5.99 The other winner is gift cards for restaurants etc. Also great value as gifts.

At least the cell phone was being held in the correct landscape position. For that alone we should give the owner props.

"Note that the format isn't dead. It'll be around for a little while yet"

Well they nailed the opening graphic

Support Hartlepool United you fucking hipsters. Yes, look it up on Google maps because you don't know where it is, but here's a tip for you: they have a fucking MONKEY as a mascot.

Who knew there was that much fucking on co-ed kickball teams? I wonder where my local league is and if I can get some pussy get on a team.

I'm fucked.

OMG! What must Francoeurs's Franks think of this?

With the skull and crossbones logo? Minor league baseball teams, still minor league.

Love the Blue Snowball. We've used it for about 4 years for recording narration for online courses.

At last a 'normal' bag as opposed to the $500 examples we have been treated to lately.

I don't know. You could put it in a bottle and then you could transport the fish AND have something to take a piss into on the trip.

"an airline passenger was trying to travel with her pet goldfish."

"Hi mom, yes things are going fine here . I'm the pride of the school."

"The report, using a fairly conservative methodology and relying on figures reported by two embassies, concluded that at least 4,000 laborers will die of causes related to these construction projects."

Really nice bag that just screams "STEAL ME"

Brilliant. Thank you.

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"(hint: giant cats are not real)". Now that's just disappointing.