The Braying Dr. Smoldtone

Yeah I can just imagine you sort of sitting in the dark and rubbing your hands and snickering and waiting for those complaints to roll in.

Yes. Spider-Man is playing Micheal Keaton.

Tons of fun to read the comments below that are just livid that a writer would think that it's fair to critique a Deus Ex game on how it uses allegorical politics.

You're not really up to speed on this whole "Deus Ex" thing, are you?

I played it a ton and it does have a small story compared to the first one, the only comparison that matters.

lmao

The non-network-TV-ready parts of the book tend to be very so.

I was reading Michael Crichton around the same age, and the word you're looking for to describe children like us is "pretentious". Precocious kids write sonatas instead of reading crap beach lit.

I'll be honest, I've read it twice and I've still probably read maybe 90% of the actual text. It's Stephen King, I read it at night after a day on the beach.

The end of the book is close to the nadir of King's writing, and his peak is somewhere in the Netherlands if you catch my drift.

Uneven but entertaining, just like the book.

I was curious if we were going to see Deadshot re-established as a Batman villain. But if the source above is to be believed and they're going to have Deathstroke in the Affleck stand-alone, I doubt they'd get that confusing.

When the imp appears next to the kids outside the store window during "Santa Claus": "…just act natural."

it’s unlikely that anyone’s been killed by laughing gas.

The 1990s were a decade for clanging over meaning in rock lyrics, weren't they?

Come on. She gave up before they started shooting the first one.

This is why Deadpool made so much.

Flighty Whitey goes where he's needed!

He should co-write them with his brother, in my humble opinion. An amazing family.