burtwardroom--disqus
Burt Wardroom
burtwardroom--disqus

When applied to a professional project, "Mary Sue" means "I don't like the character and feel insecure about explaining why."

(It means supersatanic is a bitter lonely dude)

Congrats. You saw Fight Club and never moved past it.

We weren't really talking about "social media" back then, kid.

The college circuit loved him while the Bill-Hicks-loving nerds who managed the college circuit hated him, that's how I'd put it.

He looks handsome and charming in that picture and not at all like I remember him looking during most of his earlier stand-up career.

I barely remember Dane Cook's comedy, but you seem like you care a little too much about it.

I didn't think it was something I was going to read, and it turns out I was right.

*shrugs, drives away*

I'm about to pick it up on PC. I tried it back on PS3 and since I played hardcore mode and tried not to fast travel, I found the pace to alternate between boredom and instant death given the many huge, mostly empty spaces on the map. Hoping mods will fix that.

There's like a hundred Mega Man games already so no one needs their "fix".

The idea of doughnut soda makes me feel a little like throwing up. I imagine that's pretty common.

Won't taste like doughnuts. Will taste like whatever tested well with focus groups when they were told they were drinking doughnut soda.

"Millennials"

I won't watch it or anything but that sounds fine, right up his alley.

Time Warner is exactly where it does not want to be: desperately chasing Disney.

Because it's Wonder Woman watching trailers on a laptop in a hotel room as she considers fleeing a fight. And we haven't even seen her as Wonder Woman yet.

We damn well do know who Brian Thompson is on this site because he was the fucking Alien Bounty Hunter

*shrug*

Right, because those scenes are somehow gonna turn out anything other than grey-and-mud colored in a Hollywood blockbuster portraying the first World War.