I have nothing funny to say about this so I'll just point out that mobile devices have convinced a lot of people in general that they become invisible and inaudible when using them.

She raised a fine kid so I don't know why people are mad at her. Maybe after decades of careful observation he just doesn't want the hassle of the captain's chair.

It's a little strong to say Honest Trailers "claims" anything. It's like saying The Onion claims to have insight on Area Man.

This is not true because there is not a single person I would be ashamed to ask to see a Bourne movie with me. And maybe you would not be ashamed to ask anyone to see a superhero movie with you, and I can't answer for that, but you will still understand my point.

I can tell that Bourne is not a superhero because there is not a single person I know that I would be ashamed to ask to see a Bourne movie with me.

I know this is a joke, but it's just not connecting. Don't feel bad, though, you're in good company with Clownzo in the story here.

"What a crappy Web site…"
"You've ruined our vacation!"

It's always so disappointing when someone I like agrees to do this feature.

It's her dad.

Walt "Goggles" Walker (Earth-51)

I wish all these stories would Pokemon Stop! Joke is copyright me, today 2016.

Look, we all should've gotten into twee bottom-of-the-barrel side-scrollers when the car was still on the ground floor. But who could have predicted that the most insecure and fussy buyers in the consumer market would want to curl into a fetal position for the rest of their lives?

Damn, the United States of America, you could have fooled me.

Further, he's never given any indication that he's funny, or that anyone should think he's funny. Really setting the bar too high here for Marc and I hope he gets a fair shake now that he's going back to making cronut-dogs at the Beep-and-Steep.

This is only happening because culture-less hacks like me never watched a single episode.

Before you go jumping the gun, remember that the letters of his name can be rearranged to spell "TITE".

I think we should cool it with the vulgarities about the headline and take a page from Wendell Gaffigan who himself would have a "clean comedy" response to this blunder.

I refuse to believe you. I mean about Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth being different people. I believe you that it was only Hemsworth's first big film, that seems right.

Why The "Walter Goggins" Headline Doesn't Mean Up To Eleven Things You Think It Means

Hard to say. Maybe I'm dreaming and I'll wake up to Walter Gorgon menacing me with a red hot knife.