Joss Whedon sucks.

LOL sure man

Yeah: it started

Dude, the sooner people forget you made a Fantastic Four movie, the better.

my favorite game as a kid was pooping with a Game Boy

And those all sound like very important people to have opinions about.

you hear that folks, MOBILE INCOMPATIBLE

It was and still is a little creepy. I can believe that some of those folks have a healthy perspective on kids' lit and its limits, but it can't be all of them who manage to deal with it in a healthy way, and a lot of people read those books.

That was the exact episode and scene where they turned off a lot of people, I think. At the time, I wasn't on Usenet, I was just happily watching The Simpsons as a teenager, and then the writers told me flat out during the show that they were going to just do an old plot over again, but differently, but they also felt…

…All of them?

I just never managed to work up the interest to watch a show about a character who was not allowed to become Superman.

"Cherry Bomb", I thought they pulled off, which is no joke. "Fooled Around and Fell in Love", again, that's a hard song to sell over Star Wars, congratulations to the team. "Come and Get Your Love" started off well, but they were pushing it by the end, and "Moonage Daydream" was disastrous. You know what was…

They also made weird sense as the personal soundtrack of a woman who had her life experience, even if they were a little obvious when used in the movie. It just seems like a kids' movie, really, but good at its job. Even the raunchiness is coded, on par with Ghostbusters.

That song was created for the sole purpose of teenagers singing it to each other sarcastically, that's what life taught me and every other God-fearing American.

I want to be fair and point out that the sort of wads who looked to Pitchfork for opinions in college were indeed listening to Pavement in high school. And there but for the grace of God go we!

Did Dean Cain ever join a pro wrestling league? Seems like money in the bank for him.

Random thought but the Daredevil story seems like the right place for it: how stupid is Time Warner if they don't have Ezra Miller meet Grant Gustin in the Justice League movie? It would be like leaving Wolverine out of an X-Men flick.

Ha'nt Man

I think it's not a bad couple lines, if it were an action movie and one or both of them would be dead by the end of the scene.

It's all pretty bad stuff all things considered, you're not missing much, good luck with everything else in life.