I’m with you on that. Fuck Christmas.

She looks like my brother’s ex who stole half his weed plants, left the rest in the kitchen, and called the cops on him to report a break-in.

I am pretty sure I would murder Taylor swift if I knew her during Christmas. Yesterday my brother said ‘it’s Christmas eve’s eve!!!’ And I legitimately contemplated throwing a brick at his face.

Fuck the microbeads. It’s all about the coconut oil and brown sugar combination. Mmmmhmmmm. Yum.

What.....unlike all the rich people in the other parts of the world??? Whilst I abhor human rights violations they seem to only matter to people when the perpetrator isn’t a member of NATO.

Nicki is a broke bitch! She’s only worth 60-70 mil. She needed that 2 mil!

Wow. Yes, #girlpower and huge S/O to women stacking $$$$ through continuing their father’s v savvy exploitation and oppression of their subjects. Really very inspiring. Lemme just add this to my #goals.

She also shared this photo with the dictators daughter, who acquired her wealth while the rest of the country lives on $2 a day. I usually really like Nicki, but this is a major bummer.

I don’t want to seem like all of the things that are words that that are used for women; they don’t have those words for males.

I think so. Especially if they are talking about social issues. A lot of people think actors/celebrities should just shut up and do their jobs and be pretty. They shouldn’t speak up because who cares about what they have to say?

Oh?! Canada?

Good. I once scratched my cornea with facial wash that had microbeads in it. Ended up going to the clinic. Between that and the eye drops, my wallet was much lighter and my hatred for those little plastic balls of evil grew.

Oh, wow, I had no idea. Note to self: find a different face wash.

Don’t get to say this often, but

I kid you knot, there’s a famous Canadian lit book from the 1970s about this topic, but it concerned consensual human-bear sex (if that’s possible). It even won the Governor General’s Literary Award, which is similar to the US’ Pulitzer. The book cover is quite the sight...

Lyme was physically devastating for me. I'm glad you're able to get out of bed even if you'd rather not, but there were times I couldn't. Between the crushing fatigue (I sometimes slept for 14 hours or more), searing joint pain, and debilitating migraines, I couldn't function like a human at least several days a week.…

She was never a supermodel. I like Yolanda but the most famous she’s ever been has been since she became a Real Housewife.

Next week episode they discuss her kid’s diagnosis and Munchausen by Proxy is mentioned. Should be an interesting episode.

why was this allowed to happen

Nice try, JONATHAN.