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Did you watch her "acting" in that clip??? The day to stop shitting on Lena is not today. That looked awful.

Her acting looks incredibly bad here!

People really don't recognize her hustle. She was/is a straight D-lister, per her old show. She worked that angle to become a popular underdog and icon in her own right. She was never bitchy or came across as greedy. She makes jokes about being bitchy and greedy but at the end of the day she comes across as honest. I

She is always looking gorgeous on that show. Also in real life.

…and they gave her PIGTAILS?! Kara was right, someone on the Scandal hair and makeup squad really does not like Lena Dunham.

I think your comment points to something really important, which is that there's not necessarily some bright line crossed in the aging process where you're 100% lucid one day and 100% out of it forever the next. Which is what really strikes me about this whole story.

Also no inflight proposals, no safety demonstrations choreographed to overplayed Top 40 hits, and, for the love of God, no "raps" OF ANY KIND, ON ANY SUBJECT, from any members of the flight crew. Ever.

There should be an airline for people who don't care about gimmicks. I don't want to rush to fight for a seat. I don't want to hear anyone singing on my plane. I don't want social seating. Reasonable fares, comprehensible fees, on time service, and as much quiet as can be reasonably expected from a large group of

After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.

I always thought it was a play on the delusions of besotted pet owners.

they fell out of touch

Boooo

I MADE IT.

I MADE IT.

This is all Stephen King's fault.

"Of course, lots of teens write violent fiction and manage to never kill their parents."

#NotAllTeens

My feelings were mixed in the same way until I read her biography, and saw how entitled, narcissistic, and flat-out disturbing her perception of herself and her relation to the world was. Yes, sweetheart, when you confess to acting like a sexual predator to someone who is very much a minor (and a sibling), you are a

Scrunchies are the best and save my hair from breakage. I long for the day I reach wearing-scrunchie-in-public level of DGAF.

Sure Lena, and while we're at it let's bring other stupid shit back from the 90's, like Scrunchies, and Soul patches, and toe rings, and Achey Breaky Heart, and Pauly Shore, and "Da Bomb!"