i should tell you right now that i didn't even read the article.

But seriously, which one looks better?

I don't see anything funny about soul medicine.

I will always heart Grimes. Oblivion is what first got me into her.

Still would.

she's cute as hell yo. i dig all her vibes.

Rancic:

I can't get over these quotes. How has this man not been duck taped and thrown into a black hole already?

Seriously. I love it when people move on to Pretentious Level Humbleness.

Do we get bonus points if the girl is our sister?

"I'm a recovered ego addict."

Was she really into anal?

my colleague fucked him - they went out for a week 2 yrs back

"By day I was this sort of mild mannered kid who nobody really saw. And by night I was listening to Charlie Parker and John Coltrane and Freddie King and Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton,"

Terrible person is now slightly less terrible, would like us to congratulate her for it while she tells us about her new business.

My boss, a mother, posted this on social media saying that all the single working women needed to take note. Which pissed me off, because what, does she assume we're all like this woman until we have a baby? I have some sense of compassion and understanding without having a child of my own, and why doesn't she call…

Becoming a mother does not change who you are. If she was a jerk before, chances are she is still a jerk now. Not impressed.

what does she want a cookie?

Something like this, I imagine?