someone forgot to eat their hot pockets…

pennsyvlania! virginia! california! um….north dakota? shit.

whoa. this has got to be the meanest tour announcement of all time. luckily, the author, being elvish, is ageless. this will spare him ever having to eat these words.

"That was a great mission Mon Motha, let me just walk over and bring you the informa…(Manny Bothans clutches chest)."

you now it was a great episode, cause this comment board has nothing nice to say. #medialiteracy

who threw that kid in the garbage? the illuminati! duh.

countdown to 'member hamilton?' - 4 years, 7 days - 3 hours.

not super surprising that tech has always been kind of a dick.

the acting is really top shelf, it's worth watching for that alone.

well, ok, a little hyperbole sure. There were a lot of superfluous topless women, esp in the command center.

“Well, according to my calculations, the robots won’t go berserk for at least twenty-four hours . . ."

i love the guy, but he's terrible at impression. both his tony soprano and chris christie is the same basic jersey guy thing.

Moynihan's gotta go. He seems sad.

Fan theory confirms that Chewbacca is a wookie.

nightmare of you, washington social cub um….trying to think of more 00's openers….

not the unicorns?

dewd, thews mautins are weeay tew beg tew be in the pewcahnews.