I am failing to see why this thing is worth more than double the KBB estimated value.

You forgot that that friend, the real smart guy, had tears in his eyes when he called. Always tears in their eyes, for some reason. 

Trump would call the remaining 47% a landslide victory...

That is ridiculously untrue, but also not something anyone needs anyway.

There was until the OTA wipe request got sent from Austin.

They did the right thing AFTER all the bad press. They’d have been happy to not pay out and just have the story go away.

What the hell is this?? To me it's not even CP. Is this even something you'd want for free? It looks like a headache wrapped in cheap plastic. Maybe there is merit somewhere, that I can't see. Enlighten me, please.

Late model Jeep Wranglers with lifts, neon headlights, and other gaudy accessories that will only be used for mall-crawling. Sometimes you will see a dozen of Jeeps these lined up at Cars and Coffee.

You answered in the article for me. If I never see the holy trinity of douchebaggery - late-model Mustang/Challenger/Charger - I’ll be happy. 

Modern Chargers and Challengers with upgraded intakes and engine-bay decoration. Dude, it’s a Charger. 

Basically any new cars. You Corvette fresh off the dealer lot is not special. If we want to see one we can go to the dealership ourselves or just wait to see one rolling down the road. I remember when the HHR and Prowler first came out and some people actually entered them into car shows. It was pretty lame to say the…

Man what a weird take.  It hits a demographic that’s about it. 

Yeah, attractive to boomers maybe, just a big ugly coupe.

The new Charger looks like they took the old charger and left it in a toaster oven for too long and it got all soft and melty.

By my figuring, $17,500 is about 115 nights at a Hampton Inn, after which you’d still have your wife, the respect of your neighbors, and your sanity. ND.

This is an April Fools’ joke on August 8th, right?  Right?

I know you are all gonna flame me in the comments for being a cuck or a fool or whatever. Just remember, I don’t care and I’m only 27.

oh my god this shit with the root has to stop

Why not lie across the seats? Why would you want to lie on the floor?

The S2000 was never a JDM only car if you’re using the common definition meaning “Japanese Domestic Market”.