Augh, he does it anyway! How do I get him to stop?

Matthew Lillard is like a candy bar everyone assumes is terrible but you know it to be delicious.

Oh, they review pop culture media? Huh.

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

So instead of using the opinions of people who have multiple reviews up that would allow you to judge what your reaction to it might be based on yours and their tastes, you're just asking random people on the internet?

Me too, but I only read about media that I have experienced or that I'm not interested in. All I knew was you could turn into a cup, and that's good enough for me.

The problem is that J.F. Sebastian isn't the main character, when he's leagues more fascinating than anything else in the film.

It's really hard to get used to the idea of legal and social restraint after an entire lifetime of complete abandon, okay? Give him some time! I bet by the third term there won't be any of these sorts of missteps.

Bullwinkle was part of Rocky's hallucinations as he slowly died from an intentional heroin overdose in Danang after he found out he'd bombed a schoolhouse. Hence the aviator cap.

They weren't trying to hinder piracy with the black-on-red printing; they were trying to get rid of all the protanopes who would see that as just flat black. Different times, different prejudices.

Yeah, video games have women as active protagonists far more than in movies.

They're just giving plot summaries that are probably accurate to the piece of media. It's our stories that have this kind of structure and gender bias.

That's cool. Myers can be a funny, charismatic guy, but he went through a bad string of failures - I feel like he was trying to do stuff that he thought would be funny to pop culture instead of funny to him. I'd far rather see a comedian do a skit they think is hilarious* but doesn't do anything for me than a skit…

This is a rad idea, actually. I don't know about GoT, but Tolkien took language creation super-seriously, and that meant inventing multiple source languages and trying to accurately see how they would change over time and merge together to creating a newer form, which is exactly what you'd do in some subfields of…

Is "staring" a euphemism for something? Can it be?

Why do androids love milk so?

In a world of zombies, everything is a zombie. Your car is a zombie. Your door is a zombie. All you eat is zombies. Zombos, they call them. It's ironic and brutal.

And how does that guy speak modern English when he's been stuck staring at goblets for 700 years? This whole series makes no sense at all! It's like the whole thing is just a thin excuse for crazy adventures!

That's just your opinion, man.