NO! You WILL read a review and then have the same reaction to a piece of media! Do you want to find out just how itchy the Guantanamo Bay orange jumpsuits are?

Pfft, like anyone would want to watch an established hero deal with a vast and colourful cast of villains. Origin stories of origin stories are where it's at!

"How's your sandwich, Seg-El?"
"Mxyzpltk!"
"Don't talk with your mouth full."

Donkey Kong Country is my favourite documentary.

People taking your post seriously may want to mull again on the wording.

Pizza is probably great if you don't get in a car accident.

The difference is that if you want to eat that carrot, Daggerfall just leaves it on the table for you whenever you want. The open-world template is constantly smacking you with that carrot and making it clear that if you don't eat it you haven't experienced the full story.

Those plot details make this sound like an A Clockwork Orange-like treatment to make writers physically ill if they so much as think of overwriting their stories.

The bathroom is on the right.

More like 3.5-3.65. I think the best argument against letter grades is that people have no idea what they correspond to, so while they would be useful to indicate discrete differences in quality, the prevalent idea that C is a catastrophic grade makes them useless. Maybe we should use fruit instead? This show is three…

Oh, sure, you trick one or two sailors into shipwrecking and suddenly in the peoples' eyes that becomes the thing you do throughout eternity. I knit wool covers for videogame controllers, damnit! I'm on Etsy! It's my job!

It'd be interesting to follow these characters after the time loop ends and see how hard it is for them to readjust to a world where they only get one shot at anything.

Yeah, or why not make it a movie? Have the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where the ape throws a bone into the air but instead of a spaceship it transitions into your erect penis. Kids these days just don't have any respect for their art.

"Try"? Jaden Smith doesn't need to try to make the most meaningful artistic expression in all of history; he just does it.

Only if a pug eats one of them and gets superpowers.

Yes, let's all watch Futurama and decide it's a bad show because of the bizarre pacing, lack of music, and awful editing in the first few episodes.

Infocom had really rock-solid box art too. They knew the games were primitive. But they also believed this was the first step to a fantastical future.

Yeah, let's panic and run a candidate nobody actually wants to be president and thus lose the election to Hitler 2.0!

If you don't understand the pattern, you can't do anything to stop it. Our society teaches our children that voting is pointless and even if you do vote things are going to get worse anyway.

It's not terrorism if all you're doing is terrorising civilians, you big dumb head!