Poltergeist house, as of this moment, you are on double secret probation!

They're not complaining, they're joking. It's not my style, but if it gets them off then good on 'em.

Oh my god in two thousand years macaroni and glue pictures from now really are going to be worth fortunes. That's fantastic!

Well, that too. Turns out if your brain starts fucking up for no reason, it's incredibly terrifying and people think they're having a seizure or dying! Hilarious hospital scenes and panic-induced heart attacks ensue!!!

A race is whatever a culture decides it is. Jews and Muslims are races in Western culture; Christians are not (but are in other cultures). If it made any sense, it wouldn't be culture.

That could've been solved so easily by making it hashish instead, since there are so many varieties that wouldn't look like green flakes in challah or have that characteristic stink. Hell, make a comparison scene of the drug dealer delicately producing red oil, and the baker making bread. That could be really cool!

Oh god you're right. Okay, everyone gets into the Oscars normally except black people need photo ids. Good?

If you don't think the all-female cast is a problem, then why do you think you're the target of this article's mockery? You're not part of the discussion at all. You're saying you aren't!

Haha, that's rad! Cyndi Lauper should cover that, and Hailee should cover She Bop.

"Term life insurance or term assurance is life insurance that provides coverage at a fixed rate of payments for a limited period of time, the relevant term."

Pretty clever to take a picture of him deeply regretting his decisions recontextualised on the poster as him going "But I'm not a Mom! RECORD SCRATCH!"

He said the ranch was most unseasonably cool, but I pointed out that if he wore shoes he would not be cold, as his feet are queerly flat and pointed. "Dory toes", we call him.

Damn, you're right, there aren't any plants that are purple. Fuck!

Rock Paper Fingers? That's just lazy!

Some unknown loser named Charles Rocket.

Giving this coverage instead of the one where a guy with a home-built Max Headroom background and Max Headroom mask gave a deranged garbled rant and then had his bare ass whipped by a woman with a fly swatter is like pushing aside a Prince album to get that hot Yanni release.

If your favourite book of all time had a title that made you never read it, do you think that would improve your life? Skimming summaries or reading a review or two ain't that hard.

I agree with him - Robocop is way cooler than that John Wayne twerp.

Liking being spanked was a major life issue for her? What a fucking freak.

It's disorienting and underwhelming and he puts them away after an hour, never to take them out again.