It's a trick. The worst that could happen is that you'd lose some souls, and you might be able to pick up some shiny loot before being horribly slain.

When you don't try to organically integrate your world's fantastic elements into its society, you end up with something I can't care about because I never know there isn't a magic wand someone could wave that fixes everything. And it inspires really lazy writing like having a character die when you have a resurrection…

Dang, I really need to see The Forbidden Room. Somehow I doubt that a scene of a man waiting for his lover at a park, only to be ambushed by sexy woman skeletons who lure them back to the lair of a malpractice lawyer in order to force him to confess to malpractice who then put him in a "poison-absorbent leotard" (a…

Ahaha, we should strap John K. down to a chair and force him to see it just to revel in the screams.

Ah, the "we need God because fear of eternal punishment is the only thing keeping me from committing crimes" argument. I wish claiming you're a psychopath had more of an impact on people's political careers.

Well doing it without saying it's comedy. Therefore Donald Trump is the bravest man in America.

Superman never made any money, blowing up cities and acting all grumbly

Thank you for loving Pupkin.

What're you talking about? Her hair's blonde in that picture. She's right there on the left! Ah, hasn't changed a bit.

Quick, someone tell me what the fuck people in Montana like so I can make fun of it in a Pepe Le Pew accent.

So… you don't want to see it, or you do? Are we supposed to know what your sexual predilections are?

Haha, that must've been a confusing response. The startup thought they'd pandered to the movie studios' madness just enough, and then they come back with something even crazier. It'd be like trying to sell someone a bike and they say, with all seriousness, that they'd be worried about pedalling so fast they go back in…

It doesn't play anything on the screen but it charges you $50 and downloads gigabytes of random data so you think you got something special. I'll take my $10 million in nonsequential $20 bills, thanks.

Yeah, that shit doesn't happen by chance, that's got to be a high-level decision to get plausible set design. Good lord, what if they consulted scientists for the script and actually listened to them? And saying the original crew were "scientists" is sadly kind of a bold move in modern America. It has no impact on the…

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Okay, that's a fine definition too. But that also means that anyone who isn't pro-life is NOT in favour of life. It is a biased term either way.

Sure they were. It's why people could attack African American Vernacular English (Ebonics) as being non-grammatical and misusing words, because of this continuing attitude that the English you learned is the proper way to structure words into statements. Nowadays, grammarians and linguists completely disavow that kind…

But language carries secondary meanings. Our language is racist, sexist, and imperialist by design (grammar and dictionaries were invented to assert the superiority of the British English dialect). Language formalizes the social outlook of a culture, and so it MUST change as society changes, and it is in thousands of…

I do agree that "pro-life" is a bad term, but I think your other points are wrong and distract from the issue.

This is frankly astonishing, but I think you're better than this joke. Just barely.