Many pro-choice advocates believe foetuses are people, but they know that there is strong evidence that abortion prohibition causes far more devastation, and that other methods of reducing the rates of abortion are actually effective. If you're not going to try to understand someone's position, you're not going to be…

No, you really don't need to use the inflammatory framing devices used by your political opponents, and we don't need to go for tit-for-tat pettiness or confuse the issue by including something unrelated like social care or personhood.

Butterfly on a Wheel's a metaphor from chaos theory about how a butterfly on a wheel gets owned super fucking hard.

You say that as if hypocrisy isn't something that's already deeply ingrained in the anti-choice movement. If it's not their religion it shouldn't be publicly supported, just like how if it's not their abortion it must not be moral.

But what does WTF stand for???

Get this: speculative remakes. Remake a film that'll be released in 2116, like it's the tender love story between a sentient octopus and the concept of pancakes. Then when that date comes around, look for the closest matching film and sue its makers for stealing your idea! This can't fail!

I already envy the dead. Also that sounds pretty terrible.

Right, like something completely different from the Titanic, which killed 75% of the third class passengers who were mostly immigrants and only 38% of the first class passengers. We need something that doesn't kill mostly working-class people.

Ah, trap sprung! Did I mean "bicycle helmets" when I said "bike helmets"? Did I not mean, maybe, "motorcycle helmets"? And don't litter a discussion by overanalyzing a metaphor. I used an example of safety gear and that's all that's necessary for the metaphor to be effective.

You should force them to read a translation of Mein Kampf so they understand that Hitler had complex beliefs that only included forcing his children to go to bed and similar like doing a breath check for brushing or looking at them when they're pretending to be sleeping until they smile and then telling them sternly…

Oh god that's going to be the next one isn't it. PeopleNew Yorkers bonding over planting a tree. Blech. Good pun.

Wow, that's a pretty small lifesaver you're grasping on to there as the waters pull you under. Oh, it actually is a lifesaver candy. And it's melting.

I think Tank! is pretty neat.

Oh yeah. That's like how if you don't get in accidents while riding a bike, you don't need to wear a helmet. That makes so much sense!

"You weren't really eating a hamburger while I was giving birth? I don't know who you are anymore!"

Eh, nothing's harmed if it's reverted. Here is this revision with the vandalism intact:

It's good to know that even though Gary Marshall has been catapulted into the sun, we still have people to make nightmare fuel we're supposed to feel heartwarmed about named after holidays.

No, no, that's Guy Posting on the Wrong Account. Naturally, he never actually posts under that name.

That's a bookstore concept of romance, where you might find a Glenn Beck book in non-fiction. There's tons of romances where one or both of the people die, like Love Story. It's more poignant and meaningful because it's all tragic and shit.

Nope, just checked, nothing but groove in there.