Sure. The song expresses the same sentiment with a tiny fraction of the skill. If that's what resonated with you, fantastic. But I remember my response at the time as a 12-year-old was "Oh that's so metal! I'm almost not disinterested in Metallica due to this rad video!" But I can't understand people when they're…

I've come to believe that people who make trailers are the worst dredges of humanity. Dead of soul, completely lacking in talent, they can only put together trailers by aping the one good trailer years ago that was put together by an actual director/composer/editor (although I'm sure executives and marketers are…

Were you drunk or high? Were you with other drunk or high people? Dreamcatcher is like fine art: it demands the right viewing experience to truly appreciate it.

Uh, the first one didn't have the Inception bwaaams in its trailer. Clearly this is VERY necessary.

Stealing Johnny Got His Gun's title for what sounds like a meaningless movie that validates violence is real shitty, yo. That book approaches actual importance. If enough people read it, it could change the world for the better.

When we press this button, it makes a noise. When a lesbian presses this button, it makes a noise. The button must hate lesbians!

They should try reusing quotes in new contexts. Like have someone else save someone and they go "come with me if you want to live." Remember that from the first movie? You probably don't, but it was in there in one scene.

This is what happens when you find a Terminator in the Alps!

It's nice to have dreams, no matter how unrealistic!

What, reading news articles on the internet and commenting on them?

That's my favourite Dr. Seuss book!

Yeah, calling an opera a musical? How gauche.

This is not anti-humour. It's just not funny.

Putting people in an American prison is far more likely to make them worse than it is to make them better, and the damage gets more and more extreme as the sentence gets longer. That means it is a system whose effect is to create more crime - more theft, more assault, more rape, more murder. That is a factual…

I believe it's an ancient term for Santaday.

Yeah, but the thin trickle of exposition in Sunless Sea is more like a slightly drippy faucet in Fallen London. Not only do you start Sunless Sea at a vastly higher social position, but I think that because it doesn't have to keep revisiting lore it makes for more effective, abbreviated experiences. Plus they could…

Well that video game just seems kind of bad, so I don't know why anyone would want to play it.

Oh that sounds hideous. You really should not be doing that stuff because of obligation; if it's not making you passionate and enthralled to be alive, you should give up the whole thing. If you're at a college or university, go and see what counselling you can get because it really doesn't sound like you're not going…

A joke this stupid shouldn't be numerically accurate. 1 inch = 22.068 nautical millimetres.

Whoever wins, they win. From their perspective, they're flipping a quarter into a Salvation Army jar.