Macbeth: I am your king!
Macduff: Well I didn't vote for you!

Aw! Look at all the cuties! Coochie coochie coo! I just want to eat 'em all up!

You should always check your teleportation devices for any lurking clowns before activating them.

Oh man we NEED an Expert Witness on that guy.

No, no, he can see just fine, but it's actually a really dark part of the EM spectrum thanks to the Earth (because if it wasn't we'd all be dead). So he has to carry around an X-ray lamp in order to be able to see anything, and he has to decide whether being able to see ladies' bones is worth killing everyone around…

It seems kind of gauche to shop at the same store that lets poor children scream about slobbering on everything, even if it is outrageously marked up. Was there at least a separate entrance for people who could afford to shop there, and a veranda for them to throw coins and bon bons down to the grateful urchins? Maybe…

Will they allow editing Black Angel? "I've always felt that Black Angel was too compressed, firing off from plot point to plot point, instead of really giving a sense of this grand journey. So I am proud to announce that for the last 35 years I've been filming the rolling hills of Scotland and after a painful editing…

I've never been able to understand what the hell its purpose is supposed to be, since it's not emulating any human experience. In Black Angel though I think I know - it's to try to hide how scared the actors were of hitting one another with their weapons, or how they did silly things like try to hit the guy with the…

Blech. A perfectly fine trailer, moving even, and then they insistently put words all over it, like they have no confidence that the subject matter or imagery's strong enough.

Yeah, coming back from the dead is one thing, but being really old? Come on!

The people have spoken. This episode has been declared not funny. If you find yourself laughing at this episode, please see a doctor immediately to receive the psychiatric care and drugs that may, one day, allow you to not laugh at things you used to find funny that are not.

I can't wait for that one puzzle where they have to push a button and then wait 15 minutes to see whether they have the right combination.

Yeah, a major quality for the Souls series is repetitive, monochromatic textures. This came from King's Field, which has the same thing. It's probable that in King's Field they used grayscale textures with vertex lighting to tint them, which lots of Nintendo 64 games did as well (the Zelda 64s are lousy with that…

Haha, does he wizard a nuclear bomb to fall on top of him? That would be a pretty rad ending.

Yeah, sure, just keep making this movie over and over. One time it might not even be completely horrible!

You DON'T pour a glass of milk on your burgers???

I'd go with The Thick of It. If they think SNL is intolerably rude, I imagine that after 30 seconds they'd be like Malcolm McDowell up in the attic in A Clockwork Orange, trying desperately to find some way to kill themselves.

It seems like this could use a system like The Talos Principle, where death quickly resets you to the start of the room or puzzle, and progress is saved whenever you complete a puzzle or pick up a collectible or document.

There's two types of enemies, actually - the colossi and the geckos. You might say "but the geckos don't fight back", to which I'd reply "yes, exactly".

It's weird how we stopped producing video games after 1982.