I haven't seen such a tight pairing between a goofy concept that should be light on its feet and a movie that's like watching molasses flow since Evolution.

Wow, Les Revenants must have been quite a bit different in the original. Those shoulder-mounted rocket launchers ain't no joke.

Okay, now you've convinced me.

It's worse than the Nuremberg trials, whatever the hell that means!

I got a connection timeout when loading that page that I doubt was coincidental either. The thing is, it got me a bit giddy thinking that maybe Verizon would fucking collapse as a result of this decision. What else can we pass that can hurt them?

Huh, when I removed dialogue from a funeral it turned into a tense series of reaction shots. Why didn't it turn into a sad series of people quietly mourning? WHAT FOUL SORCERY IS THIS?

I keep clicking on the "Would you like to know more?" button but the interview isn't getting longer. Disqus!!!

You'll pry my dismembered limb I use as a club from my cold, dead fingers that you'll hopefully also use as part of a club!

I'm a tech reporter! I'm typing tippity tappity!!! YAAAAY!

Celebrities With Live Birds on Their Heads sounds like a Tumblr that should exist.

Stay tuned for more ridiculously outdated gender bullshit here, today, on the Internet!

It's funny because he committed suicide.

Different arm patch, different name patch, Harold Ramis is inside it - I think that screenshot may be fake!

Hm, looks like there's been some vandalism, as there's more to the plot than that in an earlier edit. It used to continue with: "Along the way he is assigned assistants from the Viagra Falls Erectile Dysfunction Unit (or VFEDU) to prevent a plot to sterilise the world through denying men a precious intercourse-saving…

Oh don't be such a pill, Grimace.

No, but by the time Raphael painted it it was a common misconception.

What a strange and versatile thing to hang your show on. The teapot has dynamite on it. It's starting to whistle! It's going to explode!!! [next episode] "Why, I think this is the best tea you ever made! Say Grandma, did you know it takes an explosion to start the chain reaction of TNT? Heating it justs melts it!"

That look the other guy/boyfriend gives the woman as she takes the third glass of poured wine is incredible. It says so much about their relationship and the situation and it's just a glance in the background of the shot. What a great bit of acting. And then in that shot where she pulls the arm off the table and her…

They do not, that's editor territory. I know Mike D'Angelo's had problems with that before. And I agree, "boring" has no place in criticism. It could be argued that a piece has a long stretch of nothing with no purpose to it, but describe what's wrong and why; make a falsifiable statement.

Yeah, that is the kind of simplistic nonsense people said in 1991 when describing a process that took six years, involved hundreds of cultures, dozens of nations, hundreds of millions of people, and decades of history. Nice callback, CM!