It's a generic term referring to any food preserved primarily using vinegar or brine. Do you have a point?

Man my jarred pickles last for years without putrefying, how could I possibly be alive considering how unhealthy they must be?

Yeah, evil facial hair, smoking, and psycho eyes are super imaginative ways to identify your antagonists. And don't get me started on those awful movies that don't dub all their actors, or hire actors based on their strengths, or try to film using a realistic style to match the intent of their stories. I can see…

And it should be stressed that Werner Herzog's stories and movies makes him seem like a relatively nice guy. Klaus sexually molested Pola Kinski between the ages of 5 and 19, and beat Nastassja. I haven't seen movies starring him and I'm not sure I could and am sure I should not get over that. At least Polanski mostly…

And the ability to stop time so the sunlight won't be completely different in ten minutes, and also several dozen times longer than you'd need to just paint the damn thing.

Breakfast of Champions

I don't mind better versions of movies I watched the shit out of as a kid. I watched The Dark Crystal so many times the tape became unusable, and to me it starts ten minutes into the movie with the hero elf guy climbing along a wind-blown cliff. But I'm happy to get a cleaned-up version of it, where you can really see…

Yeah, they kinda urged people for decades to pirate their show. And respect teachers and the authors of the First Amendment. I was going to do both anyway, but okay show.

Or it's a feature that's been around long enough to get its own annoying better-in-my-day nostalgia.

You could try being nice really aggressively, you piece of fucking wonderful human being!

You WERE right, it was the intended meaning of your statement that was wrong.

I was a kid in that era and fuck if I've ever heard of this trash. It's probably because "American" in the title made it too hard to convince the CRTC it was Canadian content.

I look at that picture up there and think someone made a superhero costume for a white supremacist group. Ain't nothing good comes out of putting runes on a white field combined with red and black.

Yeah, I thought for a minute they might be talking about alcohol. Confusing!

As a kid, my friends and I always thought that was referring to white people pretending to give stuff to the natives and then taking everything they had. The real meaning is insane; it's really hard to believe that a bizarre slander like that has lasted at least 150 years (the original meaning was benign, and just…

This lawsuit is dumb, but I hope she wins so everybody gets scared off of making these god-awful gimmick reality shows.

Wow, I hadn't even heard of The Brothers Grunt. I can definitely see how the creator went on to make Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and he's certainly letting his weird imagination run as wild as he wants with this one. It reviewed poorly, but the critics' complaints I've seen are nonsense that has nothing to do with quality…

Apparently writing "@Kate Kulzick" is my own personal spell to expand to the MD5 hash Disqus uses to identify people, I guess. That's completely fucking useless.

Uh @avclub-ee9b8d48af3e40bdd5e40189c90ee4ef:disqus

What in the world