Random person selected from the audience each night.

Man, drowning a gigantic worm in water and then drinking its dying puke is impressively gross even for a human.

Don't worry, it just goes through moisture reclaimers in the pads of his thighs, and then he has a sippy hose up near the cheek. If it's all probably set-up and he's wearing the mask, he only loses a thimbleful of water a day!

And what's with those people using them electronic acoustic telegraphs? They're talking to people who aren't even there! Man do they look dumb, yelling at a doohickey on a wall. And talk about flaunting their wealth; just one of those rents for a whopping $20-$40/year. Why go through all that hassle and expense when I…

Cock. My god, it is full of cock, you uncultured swine.

Nah, dogs'll eat a human corpse if they get hungry enough. So will humans. If you don't want to be eaten by your pet/housemate when you die, keep a cow. Then it will just starve to death, you horrible monster.

Yeah, the KKK really jumped up in membership after the civil war, too, then dropped off before a resurgence during the civil rights movement. Social changes always create these kinds of reactionary movements; they fade out over time. All you can really do is limit their violence while continuing to push ahead.

Calling someone a cock for exposing their partner to STD risks without their consent = bitchy and accusative.

Heaven forbid we be a little uncomfortable about how entertainment is presented. Pervasive racism in our society surely is far less important than a movie.

So in the sex scene in reality, Leo broke into a car and jacked off. That's definitely more relatable character development!

No.

Actually, it became the accepted read of the line because racists don't think black people can speak properly, so it became a running gag to grace a million photo-edits that the funny black guy said "Welcome ta Earf". He doesn't have a cigar in the scene, either.

Well at least he didn't contract malaria, as it's well-known to be completely undependable.

Yuck. Anything that makes Toriyama Akira's art more visible is always a bad thing in my book. I hate his ugly bizarre cross-eyed faces, total lack of line width variation, and massive commitment to only using cliche poses for anything ever, and it's a huge detriment to the Dragon Quest series for me that they're…

Okay, we've got 54,809 jokes about… Darfur son Chance.

Correction: Heroin prohibition, a hell of a way to make a drug that desperately needs regulation and education in order to be safely consumed as completely unsafe as it could possibly be.

I'm sure Kelly will have a very witty and well-reasoned response to this release in a few short weeks (or hours, as he's put up on Monday). Ward wouldn't let something this juicy pass him by.

Oh, the guy who tried to fool a nation into thinking that a homophobic, misogynist, racist, repressive, anti-heuristic, anti-arithmetic set of policies were in fact the best way to run a country has a nice family. Huh.

Nah, I see lots more complaining about complaining than I do the complaining. Like this thousands-word thread. Your passion transforms you into that which you hate the most! Turn from the dark side before it's too late!

Oh man take that imaginary people you're annoyed with!