It's a lot closer, but it throws out everything that made the monster an evil person hell-bent on revenge even if he needs to murder innocents to do it. Did they go much into this hybrid's backstory?

Yeah, and there were faint glimmers of hope there. Specifically: the pure-vampire scenes were some of the most amazing levels of amplified cheese I've ever seen in a movie (if campires whining to the gods while the camera swoops overhead turns you on, here's your first national spank bank), and Frankenstein's monster…

What the fuck is Google?

It's pretty amazing. "Hey, it's this company with that product you're paying money for every month, that you've had to modify as well as you could considering the inflexibility of our shoddy platform. Well, your customization no longer works; we're upgrading to a new system, which won't allow you to customize in any…

For supper I want a party platter.

You think it's difficult to get death threats discussing virtually any subject on the internet? I'll kill you for that!

I sure would love porn where the camera's looking at the pillow half the time while shaking constantly, the guy has to keep pushing the glasses back on, and the fixed lens makes any closeups a blurry mess. Good thinking.

The skit after the lyrics suggests he got away.

Change it up - Sharks from Outer Space! The Earth is about to pass through an asteroid field full of sharks, and has limited time to prepare before the sharkocalypse. The final shark's so large it takes a bite out of the moon before heading to Earth. While most of the world is destroyed, thankfully a handful of plucky…

More like its last set of wings! BECAUSE PLANES USE WINGS INSTEAD OF LEGS TO WALK!!!

Or maybe, just MAYBE, the enormous number of anachronisms was a wink to the audience by a professional film crew that knows, let's see… at least one thing about the history of film, and who are creating a film that is necessarily at least somewhat cheesy and campy. And no, it doesn't need to bash you on the head with…

I don't think there is an entire sentence in this news post that I understand. It feels like I'm reading fucking Dianetics.

Okay, a look at the iMDB quotes page confirms that Throw Momma's hilarious:

My favourite remake of Strangers on a Train is still Throw Momma from the Train. Danny Devito as a director has such a fascinating mixture of corniness and black humour that makes it worth it to sit through a bunch of bad or boring scenes just to get to that one bizarre oddity.

I too care about the minor annoyances of rich people.

It's too short.

I think you forgot to login to your Reposted Youtube Comments account.

@santos He must be taken out before he starts a mīllecaust!

Oh, replayability-wise? You'll miss tons of gags because there's just too many to keep up, and it's fun to think about how they constructed the sets to do this bizarre shot or that one. Plus you'll have a blast showing it to friends.

House is fantastic because the director's enthusiasm for making films just pours off the screen. Lighting so saturated with red it looks like Doom here, fake backdrops within fake backdrops there, a guy who gets scared and turns into a pile of bananas because that looked like it would be fun to shoot, and a pile of…