Dexter is killed in the last episode when he falls into acid at the explosion factory. But it turns out Dexter never existed - he was a figment of Doakes' imagination this whole time, a driver of the taxi he's riding in the back of he could dispose of when necessary. The last shot has an Asian man getting into the…

That scene gets funnier every time I watch it.

That's the same movie, it's just the American title.

"Case sensitive"? Fucking seriously? Was that before or after The Da Vinci Unicode? Being BIDI? ISO/IEC 8859-8's War? My movie's about a detective who can't understand that "Dog" and "dog" are the same word. His secret weapon is Unix. The reason why he gets the murderer is because he doesn't need to be concerned with…

What? Lossy is great. My records break down through the process of being played. It's like I'm recompressing the audio every time I play it!

Getting Gilbert Gottfried to do Max was a terrible mistake.

… because they wanted to enslave people.

I like this new gender called pomen, they're pretty underground, you've probably never heard of them.

It took them ten hours to turn the pipeline off. Breasts spilling out on the street; birds weighed down and suffocated by thick sheets of breasts covering lakes. Just awful.

Oh quit complaining, black guy who dies first.

Sporfe.

He looks like Ripley in the mech suit at the end of Aliens.

When he comes out he does the Buddy Christ move.
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Look, the son of god's got some skin problems, okay? Get off His case!

The Assault on Precinct 13 remake did it too with what was looking like a love interest. It can be interesting, but ultimately it's pretty sexist because the woman is dispensable in terms of the hero man's quest; her main function is to steel the hero man's resolve, whether that's by being kidnapped, harmed, or dying.…

Greetings to the Nonviolent Conflict Resolution Where We Figure Out What Everyone Wants and Maturely Work Out a Compromise That Will Maximize the Satisfaction That All Parties Can Get Considering Their Conflicting Goals: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

Branford Bee, you are a very enjoyable commentator and I truly hope you have a long and glorious career here.

Is it Branford Bee's message I can't reply to? Is that what you want, Disqus error message, old foe? … it is. Fine, you old basterd. I told you there was no error in my submission, you electronic hag.

Oh no, it was Dune we watched in French class.

Supposedly there are actual sour varieties, but I eat every crab apple I see from every crab apple tree I see and they are always delicious no matter what time of year it is (so it could be regional). Sweet, got a touch of that lovely anthocyanin astringency due to their red flesh, complex flavour.