Crab

You got shown movies in gyms? Ours was always topical in the class. Like watching some caveman film during History where there's a sex scene that was blacked out that my teacher fast-forwarded through (even that took awhile!), or My Life as a Dog, wherein I can still see that naked model's body running away from the…

There is no dragon, Pete is experiencing temporal lobe epilepsy due to encephalitis, which will eventually land him within a 19th century sanitarium where he's killed by another inmate who's terrified of dragons.

Ugh, what kind of a world do we live in when the best they can come up with for sequel names is "2 Fast 2 Furious"? How about "OMNIBALL Suplex luthor exPEDitious aris tot le backFILL unrea::sonable ZEnoPLanK?"? That's the kind of title that'll get fans interested in the sequel, and gives us much more opportunity to…

Well of course, anyone who firstied is now dead. Duh?

If only there were some kind of portable device you could buy with an iPhone app that shows the time when you look at it

Once in awhile I turn to the people watching me on the film and just shake my head in disgust.

Funny thing is, it's actually a quote from the script.

If I change the woman's name slightly, only true geniuses like myself will know what it is I reference! Huzzah!

I think it's pretty ambitious. Everybody knows they're all self-involved rich people, but did you know that self-involved rich people have relationship troubles too? It's the story that's never been told. A reach towards those who aren't self-involved rich people to show that they too can be hurt. We're all in this…

A Serbian Film, Martyrs, and a handful of others. I get enough agony from real atrocities, I don't need it compounded by fictional ones. Interesting to read about, I'm glad they exist, but no.

Oh absolutely, it would be a waste of time if it got an C; it's just that it's not in any way the bad kind of F. For Mike though, it always is. The D'Angelo Scale is a harsh mistress.

It's weird that Mike chose this one and not, say, Scott Tobias, who gave a positive review to the meta-anti-anti-comedy film The Comedy. I love ya, Mike, but you've got stuff you just can't get into, and it doesn't give a fair impression to people who do love anti-comedy in all its forms. I can't even tell if there's…

That would create such an enormous shitshow with the guild that you would think an atom bomb just hit Hollywood, and not only have they all held a code of silence since, but so have the hundreds of other people involved in the production. Did you know that it's possible to lie and exaggerate in conversation? Because…

I feel the same, but I wonder how much is old-guyism? Practical effects astound and fascinate me. They have a primal effect on my mind - reality being contorted - and then the really good stuff I can look over again and try to piece together how they accomplished it or marvel at the imagination and ingenuity it took.

Unfortunately the only food store in the mall is Bananarama!

As opposed to dying on a toilet surrounded by your loved ones.

Fixed grammar is an invention of the prescriptivists! Hang all the bastards!

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