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Burton Radons
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Damn it Hollywood, I don't care whose ass it is and why it is farting. Stop being so fucking hoity toity!

Spolier alsert: Soylent Green is made out of spinach. They really don't like spinach in the future.

"Young Helen Mirren is in this" would do.

"Young Helen Mirren is in this" would do.

And do a jig where its monitor spins around?

And do a jig where its monitor spins around?

Hey, it turns out Hardware Wars is actually really funny. There are a few duds, but it has a ZAZ-like tendency to throw as many jokes at the camera as possible, and they get a lot of mileage out of their cheapness (Ham Salad shooting a trash can with his handheld drill and then kicking it over is great).
http://www.yout

Hey, it turns out Hardware Wars is actually really funny. There are a few duds, but it has a ZAZ-like tendency to throw as many jokes at the camera as possible, and they get a lot of mileage out of their cheapness (Ham Salad shooting a trash can with his handheld drill and then kicking it over is great).
http://www.yout

In other words, if you have more money than the other guy, you win.

In other words, if you have more money than the other guy, you win.

No.

No.

That nobody can die in Oz has always made me very uncomfortable. You could be chopped up into little bits and scattered, and you'd still be perfectly conscious, forever trapped in screaming madness.

That nobody can die in Oz has always made me very uncomfortable. You could be chopped up into little bits and scattered, and you'd still be perfectly conscious, forever trapped in screaming madness.

The Disney movie's a bloody classic, damn you, and its iconography colours everything.

The Disney movie's a bloody classic, damn you, and its iconography colours everything.

Man, what do the Irish have against punctuation?

Man, what do the Irish have against punctuation?

Yeah mom I was just, uh, getting ready to go set my beaver traps tomorrow, and I hung all my set bear traps on the door and they would've knocked over on me. Good thing you didn't come in!

Yeah mom I was just, uh, getting ready to go set my beaver traps tomorrow, and I hung all my set bear traps on the door and they would've knocked over on me. Good thing you didn't come in!