Fun fact, you can loose your uk licence and be banned from driving without ever having a licence. Practically it means if you do ever try and get one it will already have six points on it (out of a maximum of 12) and your insurance will be very expensive if you can even get any. 

If the car isn’t listed as taxed and insured the automatic number plate recognition in uk traffic police cars will flag as you drive past and they pull you.

I mean yeah, the late 80s - 90s (405, 205, 306, 406 etc)pugs where typically “characterful” (rattles, rust, sketchy electrics etc) they where often reall great to drive. the 2000s pugs (206, 207, 307) had very little appeal and fairly poor reliability, but they got there mojo back a bit and the current crop are…