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Apparently it will be hard to miss.

It's what any aging 70s superstar would do to continue attracting 25 year old females in 2015.

Sorry fellas, she has a penis and penetrates women with it.

Happened for me around 2009.

Not to mention A-Y.

Wars we should have lost: Revolutionary War, Civil War, WWII
Things we shouldn't breathe or drink: Air, Water

Cocaine does casting.

Good, otherwise your serious answer would be misleading.

For someone with such a brilliant handle, you're taking this mighty seriously. I'll never understand you geniuses.

The former. Jeez.

Do tapirs and marmosets attend administrative zoo meetings?
Do children sit on boards of education?
Do the criminally insane have active and direct input into mental health policy?
Are men allowed in women's dressing rooms at retailers? (Serious question)

Is that Luke and Mark from "The Following"?

The show reminds me of The Road Runner, where Wile E. Coyote is a competent rapist and The Road Runner has lost 90% of his IQ.

Quagmire drugs women, but nobody shits their pants about that. Nobody worth the time of day, that is.

Please get your illiberal doctrine out of my comedy pleasure. Now I hate free speech, the internet, and democracy.

It would be much less hilarious, because there hasn't been any notable innovation in fashion or music since the early 90s (to be generous).

It wasn't meant to be funny, so you almost got something right whining at your straw comedian.

Wow, it's Andrea online. "andy..", eh? You must be the living model for the bit.

If anyone thinks she's a "fantasy straw-man" fictional character not based on reality, just read this guy's comments.

Seems like the review makes a very inconsistent show with hints of genius sound consistently funny.