Apparently the New Jersey State Interscholastic Athletic Association has asked everyone that assigns Refs not to assign him right now as they are investigating him, which, yes investigate him, but also FIRE HIS RACIST ASS.

I swear I’m the only person who loves cranberries & loads up on them. I get so excited when they appear in the grocery store. *sigh*

Bless you. I’ve been trying to find ways to (politely) escape the insanity that are my family get togethers & this is just brilliant.

He *has* to be. I can’t seem to be able to do anything without someone stopping me & asking 900 questions let alone make 2 plates of food when my family’s together.

There was an article roasting Post Malone in WaPo a week or so ago that pretty much said the same thing. (It was beautiful & horrifying.)

Hearing the old ladies at my polling place bitching about Bruce Rauner when they thought no one could hear was priceless. 

Similarly to #9 I once early voted for the sole reason that I was dressed as Mary Poppins (it was Halloween). As I predicted the elderly ladies working the polls ALL tried to flag me down as soon as I walked in.

I’d like the wristbands a whole lot more if this was the case.

Of course she is. Couldn’t actually apologise and, idk, vow to do better. Much easier to pretend it never existed in the first place.

Late to the game, but I have to put my 2¢ in because HOLY HELL DID THIS PUSH ALLLLLL OF MY BUTTONS. I’ve been a mental health advocate & disability activist for a long ass time now & even when I was just starting out almost everyone I worked with took responsibility for their shit.

It’s GORGEOUS. (Also stock up on tissues - seriously.)

Packing a book of matches (because trust me, hockey pays)?

I just got a free month b/c Lena gave out a promo code. There’s one now I believe (LENA) but it expires mid-February so it might be over already

I refuse to believe this. It’s not happening. Nope nope nope.

NGL I use it that way all the time, but hell it took me 20+ years longer then this kid to get there. He’s definitely going places.

And then there’s us sneaky bisexuals...

Nazis raising money on a site called GOY-fundme. Well ok then, I guess you’re being honest.

It costs $0.00 not to be this way. For you & him.

I know it’s super late, but I would like to report that on top of the (at least) 10 minute grace, some people couldn’t bother to show up in a timely fashion so halfway through we had to stop and thank god, jesus, & the holy ghost for another 10-15 minutes. And I got in trouble b/c I thought I could sneak some food…

You say that like it will be the only desert. There will also be pies (unrelated cousin generally), at least 2 kinds of budino, tiramisu, & cassata at least.