“Driver went way too fast everywhere, kept the windows down, and tailgated everyone the entire trip to the airport. I made my flight on time, but my coffee spilled everywhere and he overcharged me for luggage even though I just had two carry-ons. Plus he totally botched the apex on the Departures offramp because it…

Probably shows sky, then some debris, and then probably the ground.

dirt =/= mud

Too soon?

I hope whoever it was in wardrobe got fired because those heels are hideous!

Also works if you legit did piss yourself.

...a New Jersey neighborhood not exactly known for its residents’ respect of property.

Rofl. This is right up there with having to pay for the ambulance ride after recovering from a stroke.

I was just thinking that ramp was ridiculously long for how steep it looks but I’ll be damned, he nearly made it to the top.

If you use it, you also get to pay the cost of restoring it, get a ticket for losing control of your truck, and if your truck is company-owned, you’ll most likely get fired, again for losing control of your truck. If you don’t use it, you and numerous others just might die as your rig hurtles to the inevitable plunge…

I submit that Nascar has a troll race. Prius’s only, driven by multi-racial people all along the gender spectrum with EU flags instead of American ones.

i’ll make my own way there, thanks.

Crack pipe. A few years ago, several countries would pay you to take a helicopter ride to a sandbox!

“Maturity” is that moment in life when you’re smacked in the face with the reality that not only do you not know everything, you don’t even know what you don’t know yet.

Sounds as if she has worse mental health issues than the character she was trying to play.

People who are scared by 48V cars .... are retarded.

He just got back from puttin' on the ritz.

Me too just a little older

Meh, I think a lawsuit would be pretty damn warranted in this case.

Fixed it!