I remember the good ol’ days when if you crashed you just blamed Pastor Maldonado. Now things are so complicated...

I’d just buy a Camry, or accord or literally anything else. The interior sucks. It’s lame to drive. And it’s a waste of an awesome nameplate. Good thing they stopped making it.

I love the Panamera, but I get that I’m the minority. It was the expensive car I had ever driven. My neighbor had one so I walked over to compliment him on it. He just tossed me the keys and said “Take it for a spin!”. I think I was about 20 or 21 at the time.

“And even after just missing several pedestrians, this Mustang driver still won’t check his tire pressures!”

I wouldn’t kick either of ‘em out of the garage for eating crackers...

He’s referring to the shifer itself, not the entire fucking transmission. Some of us know the difference.

Minorly off-topic, but when did the LED lightbar thing become a craze? Three months ago, I rarely saw one. Now every brodozer in the vicinity is lit up like an exploding sun and I can barely see the road.

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

How, exactly, does one compress a spring, if not with a spring compressor?

Any good stories about Ivanka?

Its a problem Nissan-wide. Basically I can no longer tell the difference between any of their 4 door passenger cars. They look almost identical. As a child of the 80's I remember back when the Maxima looked distinctly more upscale then the other offerings.

That roundie is wayyyyy cooler than any supercar.

Bitches get hard when they see ma ride. I know I know I could of purchase a Lamborghini but this BMW has something a new Lamborghini doesn’t have... Rust! Lots of fucking rust! I love it :)

Apparently I was paying too much, my coke dealer drove a 930 and a 450SEL with a kiddy seat in the back as camouflage.

Kinda poetic.

Great place to keep a baby, especially with the drain plug.

The 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For adults that have grown up past having to make a statement.

From a Boston Red Sox fan who lived through the Big Dig, enjoy that New York.

Crash
Into the gear
Box of Vettel
Take him out
Of the race....

Not everyone was meant to fly.