Damn. I want a free car. 

I have a feeling that dude is prolly Afshin.

Why do you hate fun?

I had to fly to Israel for work and realized that the cheapest and shortest overall trip going to Israel on my timeline was to rent a (cheap) car and drive from New York to Boston to fly out of Boston. I wound up with a Versa. I didn’t hate it, but you are correct, it felt nostalgic to drive it without the nostalgic…

I measure 6’5” when I have sneakers on. FWIW most people think I’m 6’ until they stand next to me. It makes car buying a fucking hassle, but I learned to use it to my advantage as it shuts shitty salesmen down quickly.

Hahahaha. Fuck. Thanks for making me feel bad about myself.

I so wanted a Mazda 3 hatch. I could not sit in the seats for more than 5 minutes without my back seizing. I’m nearly 6’5” and the car was clearly not built with someone like me in mind. I wound up with an appliance vehicle instead. Yay.

I really hate leather seats. My kids hate leather seats. My wife hates leather seats. There needs to be more luxury fabric interiors. I think it’s coming. Hopefully there will be some options on the market by the time I’m looking again.

It’s a ballsy time to be releasing a vehicle like this, but there are people who are (Fiscally) thriving in the current climate. My boss is one of them and I wouldn’t be surprised if he impulse buys one of these.

“The guy didn’t seem the type when I visited. Not even remotely in fact.”

It’s always the normal ones that have the darkest fetishes, Eddie. Case in point. I had a pretty big crush an a very cute and very, “normal,” preppy girl in college. I was decidedly not preppy, regardless I discovered that the crush in some capacity was reciprocated. We were hanging out one time and I inadvertently…

You had me until I saw the circle of people holding hands. It’s hard being a liberal that kind of hates liberals. 

There was a cocaine white Aventador that was always in my area. The license plates were vanity plates that said “DOUCHE” it was really funny. I haven’t seen the car in a while though. 

I may be at a new job, commuting 45 miles each way but the time this is here (which may be an omen that I won’t get the job). If I do I certainly be buying this.

Call Jimmy Diresta to make a Jalopnik- Diresta collabo video. Or have AvE or ThisOldTony mill you one. Capitalize on your brand and fame, Collins.

This is cool. My suggestion would be to make new trim out of the same wood and stain to replace the other wood trim from the factory. I think this would make it all more cohesive. Or replace the trim with metal that matches the emblem you added. I had a designer tell me to stick to a rule of threes when choosing…

4 Swedinz Kidz can red gud redeing skool.

How many of these are Nissan dealers?