They are currently reassessing their choice of vehicle.

Kind of a college-like quirky story about a Honda Element with a stick shift. 8 years ago my best friend fucked his wide for the first time in his Honda Element while “camping,” at my parents’ house. Not too long after that they had a shotgun wedding. They have three kids now and still have the Element as their only…

The bar is low for common sense and emotional intelligence in the hiring criteria for software developers.

*abuser

Which Jalopnik staff member is the worst abused of emojis?

Listen, tartar sauce: slow the fuck down.

EJ254

Where was this at the show? How did I miss it? I thought I saw the entire thing. :(

I can’t blame you for liking the engine, but the oil consumption issues that I have experienced are unacceptable. The court has also decided that the oil consumption issues that I, among others, experience is unacceptable.

This is interesting. I grew up down the street from from a Subaru dealer in what was an agrarian community. This is where my fascination with Subaru started. They were so much different from everything else. Now the dealership is no longer and the building is a fucking micro brewery that caters to weekend yuppies. I…

This is better.

Will the high performance version of the Bronco(s) be the Bronto...?

We should be talking about Excursions:

Part of my job puts me in heavy construction in NYC. $1,000,000,000 doesn’t get you much.

You should ask if they are concerned about violating FERPA by providing a price over email.

I was returning from seeing my family on Eastern Long Island and driving on the Long Island Expressway. I saw that traffic was starting to back up ahead of us and made an evasive move to exit onto the service road, thus bypassing the bullshit (hopefully). I drove for a few miles on the service road amongst pretty…

Speaking of ‘Murican steel. Did anyone buy the rights to produce True Temper bicycle tubing?

Kinja photo management fucked up my shitty joke.

Room for both back there!

Freedom isn’t free.