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My daily star allotment is being sprinkled upon you like fairy dust, but not passive aggressive Seattle fairy dust: dirty angry New York fairy dust. Basically fairy dust that you would find on the floor after a Cro-Mags show.

Statistics are good. My gut instinct confirms your numbers: it’s not really just the boomers doing the buying. What would be interesting to see is whether the younger age bracket is buying the RV’s as their “second home first,” instead of buying a primary home.

Oh. Damn. You may be taking it too far now.

It’s still classier looking than most late model Maseratis.

They e63 is impressively practical. There are two near me that get heavily used for the utility alone.

Kristen, you could nickname your truck “Roll the Dice.” Meatheads would think it sounded tough, but in your heart you would know that these are the dice you are rolling. I’m not judging.

Crack pipe. This voyage is a journey I would prefer to dodge.

This video makes sense to the people that will buy this monstrosity.

Let’s get down to brass tacks.

By percentage it’s not impressive, but a difference of 6.5 feet can make a huge difference in a wreck.

My driver’s ed teacher used to sleep in the car. While we were driving. Every single day.

FUCK NO! I have two young kids. I may go the near polar opposite and buy an old Lexus LS for the drive then sell it when I’m done with this project. It is a soulless drive and anything remotely sporty will likely get me a felony speeding ticket.

I’m going to have to drive from NY to D.C. once a week soon. Can you teach me your skillz?

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Putting Black Metal aside. This post made me think of this song:

The criticism is probably justified. But I, sadly, don’t give a fuck. It makes me think of a post Prolly did a loooonngggg time ago of a drunken hipster fight he captured on video in Williamsburg. It was just laughably pathetic all around: you couldn’t tell if they were trying to fight each other or fuck each other.

Hey Vin,

Could a stripped version be sold in the US as a UTV through the motorcycle and ATV dealer network?

Yes. I nearly bought one as a beater a few months ago. Internet research indicated that rust was a major issue. We all know the internet doesn’t lie. Also the truck had a lot of rust that wasn’t superficial.

I know a thing or two about being an ass.

Well priced and priced to have the freedom to fuck around with it. I will suggest a (predictable) LS swap. Here is why: