It’s just conservation of youth. The faster you go the more you slow your relative time.

‘84 Plymouth duster seats.

Are you doing a video for each feature or just a write up? For some reason I thought this was going to be a video series, but i’m not always smart.

I have evidence for myself that you can, indeed, scare the shit out of someone.

I was watching this while taking care of #2 on a construction site. Someone dropped a plumbing fixture at the moment of impact on the video. Sweet baby cheezits, that caused some serious hyperactive bowel syndrome.

The rules as I understand them:

So if this is a good highway cruiser, what is the best highway cruiser? If I’m honest with myself this is what I need. I test drove a 3 series not too long ago and I would have got way too many speeding tickets. The E class is capable, but boring. I enjoy both of my subarus and my (former) truck, but none are highway…

So your hate ripened with old age?

Leadership is more than being awesome at excel spreadsheets.

I don’t think Fields even had a chance to see a vehicle go from concept to release in three years. Most of the vehicles in the line up were in the pipeline before he was in command. So my guess is that it is any or a combination of these three things:

Is that a Rockford Fostgate sub that tumbled out of the back window?

Parakeets are for eating.

How the fuck is falconry a sport?

It happens. My old work buddies are NJ paramedics and have shown me pictures of crash scenes. The wrecks were so bad that they weren’t even gruesome: it was basically totally destruction from the hood up.

Thanks. I grew up out there, but I haven’t been back in a while. When I do go back I take a ferry and bypass the fucking LIE. I have a deep sense of Long Island pride, but I am happy I don’t live there when I learn about shit like this.

This video should be shown to anyone who claims that racers are not athletes.

There’s more state troopers everywhere in NYC now. If you travel through Grand Central it is not uncommon to see NYPD (including NYPD paramilitary cops), MTA Cops, National Guard, and State Troopers all in the same space. I’ve only seen a few interactions between teams, but the interactions I have seen have been…

Isn’t Suffolk using the sheriffs for traffic enforcement on the LIE more now?

What kind of neck exercises, nexercises if you will, do you have to do in order to be a successful race car driver?

This past autumn I was finally able to thoroughly clean my car inside and out. I removed my older kid’s car seat and discovered that some large unidentifiable organism, or colony of organisms, was very happily growing under the car seat.