All the King’s horses

Thanks for clarifying the Volvo swedishness. It’s a question i’ve been meaning to ask.

Maybe the loosening restrictions on small volume manufactures / kit cars will allow that to happen. It’s really the only way that makes fiscal sense when there is “some assembly required.” Unless someone like Toyota can produce a model that has slim margins, but is moved in exceedingly high quantities.

I was going to say the odd front bumper. I will call it a frumper, but the design of the 3 implied a massive hatch to me, which was really exciting. Now I am less excited. I still don’t like the frumper though.

Dear Nissan, I am aware that your lord and emperor, Carlos Ghosn, is a cheap old bastard. But I am sure you have the budget for a video that does not look like it was shot on an iPhone and edited in iMovie by a 15 year old. Thanks. I will not be buying your car anyhow as this video is also a sad metaphor for your US…

Rule number 1:

Cue the jaded internet commenter cue’ing the cue’ers that post about cue’ing... Insert ‘meta’ somewhere. LULZ. Because race car.

Doug, you have a lovely closet.

So what you are really saying is that I should be giving Camping World my business... I support one of my childhood best friends who is a fancy pants dude in the Spring Cup, but I can’t support NASCAR at this point in time. It’s a tough spot to be in.

It has more usable length, but not the width.

Did our hero give himself a high five via his GoPro?

I used to try to suppress the fact that I like them, but now I embrace it. The styling generally makes me think of the Lambo tradition of saying, “fuck you,” to Ferrari.

A friend moved to so cal from New England and I soon got an email that he had lived the dream. Surf in the morning, snowboard in the midday, and skate at night. I cried a little. I love the northeast, but can’t fault anyone for moving to the opposite corner.

I think a lot of the racism stems from latent segregation and media portrayals of ‘American’ beauty. Anecdotally, I grew up in a very white Catholic and Protestant town so I was normalized to desire white standards of beauty. After going to college and having the opportunity to develop meaningful relationships with…

Dr. Doug, Google does not list you as being one of Emory’s notable alumni. I can’t figure out why I’m so sad about this.

This is like Russian constructivism in vehicular form. It’s so good. I wish our governments were more capable of playing nicely together.

The driver? Strong Bad.

I can smell the fucking patchouli through the goddamn Internet.

Can’t star this comment enough.