Get off the internet Grandpa.

Titty Lovin’ Donut Receptacle.

Boobs?

I would love to have an open world game in vain of GTA or Saints Row that involved time travel mechanics. It would be great too have environments places and people change depending on what era you’re in as well as being able to see change throughout different eras due to your own actions.

I don’t have internet to google it.

Since when did they turn the Captain's outfit white and gold?

There is nothing I look forward to more on my Facebook feed than the link to Highlight Reel, I'm not sure if that's sad or not.

I generally don't watch a lot of sports, but I do enjoy seeing Sportscenter here and there because athletes do amazing things daily. Highlight reel is the exactly the same thing for me, even when I don't play most of these games! Keep it up, this feature is great.

It's like Mama June on "Dancing With the Stars" but without anyone ending up in traction.

Showcase it on TV live

Wow this was great, they could get me to buy this game just with this alone.

How the fuck is a cat supposed to get into that!

Do you ever worry that the word "Porn" will get played out from this kind of tangential usage?

If it does, then we will have to refer to actual porn as something else. Suggestions?

(I am leaning toward 'batebait', personally)

Aw, appeal to nature isn't on my bingo card. :(

If it only lasted 24 hours, it probably wasn't the flu. Were you actually diagnosed with the flu, or did you just decide you had the flu?

This is why Dean Moriarty never calls you anymore. Even he knows you're a whackado. Can you dig?