Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

I’m taking a day to indulge the happiness of Cubs fans then I’m going back to cheering against them.

I have another good door story.

A story I swear is true - someone I know works at a stadium, and had a large overhead door near midfield. The opener was 10% over its service interval after the season was over so they requisitioned it. Management told them no because they had other stuff they wanted replaced in suites that was 20% over its service…

You’ve completely misused this.

There is nothing smug about telling an asshole not to drive in the bike lane.

Peter King is not a capybara. Capybaras are the kings of rodents, and even the lowly pizza rat has better taste in food than Peter King.

Jesus Christ, NBC is so hell-bent to dig an “olympic moment” out of somebody that they generated one no one really wants to see: the guy finding out from the media that he’d been DQed. In an interview with someone who’s just won a medal - or lost heartbreakingly - their patented move is to bring up whatever…

The only people that come out of this looking bad are Jack Conger and Gunnar Bentz, who’s obvious lies tarnished the reputation of an American hero. And now that hero, who was made to cry by hard hitting journalist Matt Lauer, is modifying his own story in order to protect their reputations! Is there no justice in the…

This mystery has been way too drawn out, mostly inconsequential, and surprising lacking any significant complexity.

Holy shit, look at this pussification of football take after a pre-season game is cancelled from this motherfucker.

What time does your TV show air?

You can choose to watch only the games, hombre.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Hmm, can't argue with that.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.