Yeah, but at least with that, you had a sense of closure to the situation. You knew, for better or for worse, exactly what he did. With this sort of thing, it’s probably going to drag out for a long time, and ultimately, he’ll have no charges filed (likely due to a settlement). And then as a fan, I’ll be caught in a…

Barry providing hample evidence that ballhawking is bullshit

Jesus, please don't do that.

His performance has been a pretty fair representation of our bullpen (and most of our rotation) which has been a comedic lineup of AAAA chicken shit that simply cannot become chicken salad. Our front offices refusal to legitimately upgrade our pitching has been like a helicopter spraying gasoline over a raging…

I mean that’s the beauty of it. Your interpretation says more about you than it does me, and in that way I’m a spiritual guide. You’re welcome.

I scream

Icelander here!

If I’m Phil Kessel, I’m taking out a full-page add in the Toronto Sun which would read “KISS MY ASS, STEVE SIMMONS. Signed, Phil Kessel, Pittsburgh Penguins.”

Best sports city in the world. Fuck all of you.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

I have zero allegiance to the White Sox.

“But break a leg anyway, fellas.”

There would be few things funnier than watching the media swoon over the Cubs and Joe Maddon all season, then having the White Sox win the World Series.

“They’re not the best karaoke singers in baseball.”

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

ok, so I know I’m bringing you out of the grey, but I keep seeing this sort of comment. Gawker is appealing, and will probably win on appeal too. And while a court case is active it is really bad form to comment on it. Like if you comment on pending legislation it can be used against you in court. So we’re not going…