ISIS took responsibility for a mass shooting a couple of weeks ago in Toronto. State level, yeah, laughable, but there have been plots for smaller attacks by extremists. A few days before the shooting there was heightened security in Toronto as well IIRC

alternatively, purse, briefcase, cell phone on the back seat works in a pinch, since a shoe can be a problem in the winter or rain.

huh?

So Tom can already drive really well, he’s a really good driver.

misuse of credit cards and having weapons under a disability

Hot Wheels track

Nope, but it’s exactly my initial point. 

Satan’s asshole?

Already booked ours, looking forward to it.

Already booked ours, looking forward to it.

Yeah I don’t think you need an ID at all times in NYC, not 100% sure if it’s a state that requires you to provide ID on request if stopped.

Talking about carrying ID, not a license.  If a cop stops you for something in some states you’re obligated to provide ID, so if you’re biking and he thinks you ran a stop sign or something, you’d need to be carrying ID

Arizona, Nevada, Louisiana and Indiana

Arizona, Nevada, Louisiana and Indiana require you to provide ID when stopped by a cop, thus, you’d need to carry ID at all times in order to comply. 

I said Salad Cream, stupid.

While I don’t remember really having bologna as a kid, I do remember:

People who appear 25 and under

I think people are focusing too much on the latter part of the statement. If you put the emphasis on “you want to go out”, it changes the meaning pretty substantially. You do need ID if you’re driving to the store, or even biking in some states. He’s still a complete moron who shouldn’t be in power, but I really don’t…

meatballs aren’t sliced

You need ID to bike in some states