The new law in Democratic Socialist Republic of Washington is the police can’t pursue unless a dangerous felony yadda yadda yadda happened when they stole your car. This is why our car stealing a have skyrocketed. 

Does this mean we finally get the cool camper version everyone has wanted? Will it be the VW California California?

Will this make the car sway less?

This mirrors the continued downfall of the British Empire and German car design.

It was reported today by UPIAP that the poor starving people in Afghanistan would be getting aid packages by air drop of ‘semi-rigid’ insulated tents from the Fnord Company. 

I love TD, I will watch it every time it’s on. The music is great, the cars are great. Driving in Japan....is ok. It seems like they really care about the automobile things that are presented.

If you had only bought one of those shitty little french cars with only 3 lug nuts, you wouldn't have had a problem. This would have made the mechanics catatonic, and you could have just done it yourself in 5 minutes.

If it's so low it pisses off Satan in his throne room, then it's too low. 

If I shoot enough horses along the way (and hide them in the bushes). Then the ride home should be much faster. Maybe shoot the fireworks at the farmers looking for their horses?

And when they get there they find a beautiful space vampire who comes to earth and walked around naked.....

It needs portholes and a different paint job.

My mom tended to buy vans and run them into the ground. 14 million on a 1973 VW Van, 275K on a 1984 Toyota Van. When she passed away we got a look at her last one, 311K on a Lumina MPV. I only got 100K out of my Aztek, so she did much better with her choices. The Pontiacs looked better but these vans screamed…

$97,000 at 890 months means you daily payment is...

I like it, but I drive Azteks and Subarus. Remember this is made by a company that actually made a car that looked like a washing machine (Scion iQ) that also made dogs sad.

People in Eastern WA are really fat, especially BMW drivers from Cali.

Vanagon armrests are the greatest ever made. They adjust as the backrest angle changes. Glorious.

Hi Graveyard Cars, I have a car Id like you to put a crate Helliphant into. Is it a Mopar? It has Mopar parts in it. Sure, I’ll send you some pictures...

Hmm, tough choice. Walk around a rocky dangerous landslide and possible slip into the churning river and drown and be ground up and have my body never be found or....ride in a rickety, decades old RCAF helicopter. Tough choice.

The hatchet is for the Zombie attack.

I can fix that with Gorilla Glue and Aluminum cans I squish in my old garbage compactor!