No automated systems would have helped with all the idiots slowing down and looking at the flooded river below. That trooper actually got to pull people over on the bridge taking pictures and movies with their phones.

The Sundeck is actually useful in flight to some people, remember, Stay Stickey!

The people with Peloton rooms will understand this immediately.

Nissan: WTF boring and built to fall apart that way.

(raspberry), I have an Evo XIIIXIXXIII. It must be worth at least a $megazillion by now. No low-ballers, I know what I have. Only needs a few things replaced to make it stock - wheels, tires, seats, bumpers and wing. Triple turbo now with separate blow off valves! Intercooler in space used by radiator, runs a little…

So, everything from before the writing staff was born. Its my college classes all over again (did you know the Internet was invented in 1989 [by Al Gore!]).

There's a reason the dropped the turbine, from reading about the old truck based ones like Boeing's. They got about 14 inches per mile. And virtually no torque or engine braking. 6 is pretty good compared to the turbines.

At least the engine will still be in great shape! With all the oil it leaked onto the bottom of the car.... At tjeast the oil pan will be in good shape!

They were engineered by the one eyed god Woden and built by Vulcan using the Black Forest Gnomes as assistants. They used Mithril Steel from melted down Fairies and quenched it the magic lake where the Lady of the Lake sleeps with Excalibur (really pisses her off when they do that!).

They made actually Steam-punkie machine guns like this (Mythbusters built and tested one). Might have even been steam powered.

Yes, is this Interwebz Express? Id like 4 projectile vomiting emoticons and one My Head’s Exploding from Vomit emoticon. Yes, please deliver them to Kinja. Thank You.

$87K/($250x2 for R/T tickets to Vegas)+($0 for 4 comped days at casino and $200x3 for rest of week)+($1K for food for a week, drinks gratis)+($250 for tickets and change for strippers while wife gambles day and night)+(not having to smell marajuana and listen to drum circles at burning man for a week)+(no damn hippies)

No, not that Konan, this one:

All I have to do is drive it into that big whole out by La Brea and land in the Land of the Lost (emphasis on ‘Lost’). There’s already established infrastructure and must be lots of fuel cuz the jeeps never run out. With a ring mount with a mini-gun or MaDuece on the roof I could be running Terra Nova within 2 days.

I can fit a folded table and chair into my SUV. Just takes enough hydraulic pressure in the folding. 

Sheldon: Penny, did you know your check engine light is on?

What do we need to carry in those trucks?

If I remember from reading the Opel GT Maint Manual for the 1000'th time (my favorite car in the whole world I’ve never owned), it was because of the packaging on the driver side of the engine. If you look at the cutaway picture, there’s alot going on there: stearing column, what looks like the starter and the…

Im from the first years of GenX, but in the 1960's I really don’t remember anyone driving these CrapCans (Im going to steal that). The fact that in say 1968, the 1957's were only 11 years old! Lots of Fords and Mopars, don’t remember any really old Chevy’s. Of course my Grandfather was a mechanic and he informed me…

Actually, it’s usually just being janitors or such but Boeing and the IAW have been playing that game for at least the last 60 years to my knowledge.