Her dad was Punjabi, her second name is Punjabi. She is known as THE ‘desi girl’ in India because of a song she was in. She's fluent in Hindi. Desi is a Hindi word. I'll stop there!

Oh fuck off

Oh, you can say that... but in Norway the parts availability is so bad that the insurance company finds it more cost-effective to total Teslas even after minor fender benders and light cosmetic damage.

Did you watch the video? They won’t sell him covers for his lug nuts. It’s not about safety.

I love that guy. He basically made me Love Tesla the car, but hate Tesla the company, I’m so conflicted, but watching him work on this stuff is amazing.

Thanks for the shout-out to Rich! He is awesome and his crusade is a noble one. He is also the one who surfaced how easy it is to get into a “This VIN Code is no longer eligible for software support” Robo-Script from Tesla tech support. You play your cards wrong on a lightly-damaged, salvage-titled unit and Tesla can…

I’m 33 and the idea of going on a date with, let alone marrying, a 25 year old makes me want to barf. I can acknowledge that someone who reached his level of fame/success is probably more sophisticated than your average 25-year-old, but still. 

I would have taken the deal, lol. Krispy Kreme is everything to me.

It’s starting to feel like celebrities are auditioning for a new micheal bay version of the Fantasia scene with the centaurs where it’s all “Pair Up!” I’d watch live action Fantasia, is that what I’m doing? 

Over-under odds he proposed just so they could get married and he could take off his purity ring and finally have sex.

That’s a risk I’m willing to take. - Priyanka’s boob

I also love trees

I believe you mean "out-kicking his coverage." I'm not even a football person, but the implication is pretty obvious.

Mazel to these crazy kids, but:

obligatory

Their Indian wedding ceremony is going to last longer then they have been dating.

If these two elope and deprive us the most grandeur opulent Big Fat Desi wedding I don’t even know... 

Is Kathy going to make cannoli for the wedding???

I never thought I’d say this about a trenchcoat but...

This bothers me far less than Ariana and the guy engaged to Ariana. But I agree-- who cares, be happy. Mazel.