It appears we will find out which tribe has more sway/power, the OSU athletes or the GOP/Freedom Caucus, because when you Venn diagram it, it’s pretty indecipherable.

If you hear the sound of furtive clacking in the distance, it’s just assholes everywhere typing posts lamenting someone’s “good name” being tarnished by something so trivial as justice and a chance to stop suffering in silence for hundreds of victims. Won’t someone please think of the poor dead sexual predator’s…

She lost her anonymity. 

We were required to have a physical before entering Jr. High. When the doctor heard that I had had an orthopedic surgery on my feet, he made me lie on a table and remove my underwear. He then forced my legs open and ran his hands over my inner thighs to “look for additional scars”. He only stopped when I began to cry.…

Some people hang onto their youth a little too tightly.

Pretty much nobody needs to hear from # “I Will Never Get Out Of Yale And Live Only To Harass Black Students” Brash Braasch again, like, ever. ALL FOCUS SHOULD BE ON THAT DO-NOTHING DEAN OF STUDENTS who already had notice from the two – two – racist incidents that received worldwide notice the in 2014-15 academic year

NOOOOO. We want her on Deadspin!

Guess what else has real rules, real governing bodies, over 1000+ leagues, an international championship, with way more than 37 countries involved, has multiple playoffs and Championships across multiple leagues, and millions of more people around the world than roller derby who are heavily invested and interested.…

“genetic luck” or not, Tom Brady is famous because of his talent. Kim K is famous b/c she had sex on camera and has a rich dad. There’s a big difference between the two, even if, today, they’re kind of viewed the same way.

10 way the Lakers can give Labron James a better hand job.

I thought the entire premise of Deadspin was that sports media is a huge scam?

“Instead of sitting in a box next to a trashy article about celebrities, lucrative advertising these days lurks inside content that simulates ethical, feminist journalism.”

Hey don’t subject women’s media to Stephen A. Smith! Nobody deserves to have him levied upon them!

You certainly do not need this validation, but holy fucking shit you are completely correct.

Looking forward to her 40th birthday tweet of “omg I am not that person anymore”. Sorry, girlie, but the interwebz goes on your permanent record.

Stupid broad.

Why are you guys making this so complicated? Lauren Southern agrees that other women should return to traditionalist roles, but In Her Particular Case It Is Different because Reasons, you see.

Holy shit, I’m British and I’ve never heard of McCarthy.

It was all those *other* women that were supposed to be broodmares for white men.

Great White North’s Southern mourns lost of best “Western” standards.