People are getting their panties/jockstraps in a bunch over nothing. This is no more “scandalous” than pretty much anything else on the internet. If some Hispanic gal wants to look black via a photo filter, or some white dude wants to look Asian, or some Asian kid wants to make themselves white, or any combination -…

Whoever edits your articles is doing you a disservice

The Haka looks stupid as fuck, I don’t know how it intimidates anyone at that level of sport

you’re wrong

The Nats are just incredible this year. I know we’ve seen this before, and I know they have let their fans down before, but this is it, man. It’s gonna happen. This is the year the Nats are gonna make it all the way to the NLCS.

We don’t give his editors enough of a hard time. Look at this single run-on sentence:

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

In two meaningless matches. Congrats.

it’s almost as if Deadspin is unabashedly pro-Arsenal and refuses to report on any Tottenham news unless it’s negative...

And the stakes of their last two games were....?

Would you say that City took a sledgehammer to Arsenal’s top 4 hopes?

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Thankfully we here in America celebrate our pacifist revolutionaries and so don’t have to worry about the hypocrisy of condemning a different nation for using violence in overthrowing a foreign government while idolizing our similar actions.

I love Mark Hamill. He just comes across as such a genuinely good dude.

Cheating works.

This is one of the worst aspects of sports, in my opinion. If you’re a coach once, you’re Coach _____ forever. Fuck that

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Billy is one of the worst football writers I’ve ever seen. Look at this sentence. This is ONE SENTENCE:

He’s not one of the world’s best players. But I guess I appreciate having a statement like that at the beginning of the article, a red flag that clues everyone into the fact that “Hmm, this writer might have no f**ing clue what he’s talking about” and saves everyone the time it’s going to take to wade through the next…