WHY is Kim’s mouth like that? Is it too heavy to close?

Blow up doll. Everything is for the menz.

Oh, as someone that is always accused of looking mad, I think about this a lot too! I’m positive that even if it’s not a conscious decision, there’s someone in the room saying “No, Kim, give me sexier, smoulder, smoulder”. We’ve definitely been conditioned to think that an open pout is akin to a neon sign flashing…

“Taylor does not hold anything against Kim Kardashian as she recognizes the pressure Kim must be under and that she is only repeating what she has been told by Kanye West.”

Pretty sure you’re supposed to think she’s seconds away from sucking your dick. I call it the sex-doll pose and it drives me up the wall.

Ok, totally unrelated and completely tardy to the party, but I am SO SICK of seeing women on covers looking like mouth-breathers. WHY is Kim’s mouth like that? Is it too heavy to close? It’s this totally sub-conscious thing that’s supposed to be telling me something about her, but it's like a sliver of glass in my…

It’s possible that she has no desire to have kids. It’s also possible that she is infertile or has had miscarriages, thus making these incessant, stupid tabloid covers all the more awful.

I’m probably not going to have kids. I don’t have strong feelings about it one way or another and the clock is ticking so it’s probably not going to happen. It’s nice to have celebrity women out there that I can look to and say “hey, they seem happy with their lives and didn’t procreate” especially when it feels like…

I watched that episode 3 times in 24 hours. Selina Meyers is my new hero.

90% of the men Rihanna has dated have been certified narcissistic douchebags, so not only do I think she puts up with that, it seems tobe her type.

Except that Cruise does not have good chemistry anymore. Period.

I rarely turn down a lick o’ the pussy, but eww.

The mental image that gave me...

“I like parades”......that is too damn funny!!!

I think I’ve read that she’s said she wanted kids. Personally, she does look pregnant in these pics. Compared to what her midsection usually looks like, anyway. Plus, she’s been in NYC the last few weeks wearing ponchos and such...in 80 degree weather.

I think your dad sounds like a blast to hang out with!

True story: my 70-year-old father (well, he was a couple of years younger at the time) saw MGMT in concert and hated them. When he told me, I was so flabbergasted I couldn’t speak for a second, and then I said “WHY did you see MGMT?” Turns out they were playing and he was bored, so he went to check them out. I mean,…

How old does Jen need to be before the tabloids will stop making her pregnant? She has been pregnant more than Fuckface Duggar.

Jesus, he kind of looks like Jack Nicholson there.