Do we really think Kris Jenner has that sort of altruism in her long game?

Very unpopular opinion: Perhaps she has had enough of this life that does not guarantee, promise or even hint at the happiness and fulfillment that everyone in America demands/expects. Maybe she was just sick of all of the BS and said "I'm outta here." If so, I believe (as do many other cultures) that she has that…

UGH food control! The My Kid Is An Intolerant Snowflake thing in regards to food is the new anorexia. Yes, plenty of kids do have genuine allergies and medical conditions, but so many people just read one internet article and decide “my kid too!”

I would imagine, given that they seem like super reasonable people, that if someone were to say, “I work in law enforcement and keep my guns locked up when I am at home” and showed them a badge they would make an exception.

There’s a mighty big difference between a food allergy and a pile of fake intolerances made up by an ND. My own kid had a dairy issue when she was younger. I bet if I'd taken her to the naturopath that temporary dairy problem would have turned into never eating wheat, milk, or eggs again. And probably a bunch of other…

I was on a mom board loosely affiliated with a sort of “natural family planning” website years ago (only because that method can be used to help conceive, not because I’m not into regular birth control). There were lots of normal people but a good sprinkling of weirdos, especially the uber “crunchy” kind. A solid…

facts = “scare tactics”

Natural childbirth is not what is meant by “natural parenting”.

That and even people who I thought were normally intelligent friends in real life. And now suddenly their kids can only eat five things because they are intolerant to everything else.

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Wrestling fans can afford a $600 ticket? I had no idea welfare paid so well.

I am amazed that your first sentence is in English, but a wrestling fan friend assured me it is.

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

Nobody gives even 1/57th of a shit that you can't get in to see your retarded fake ass garbage show. Fuck off.

No need to worry as results are scripted anyway.

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

Same, except I say a well. And it’s very slow and hard to climb back out.

Yes, been there. To both places. And sometimes I experience both at the same time... the days go by in slow motion - hard to get out of bed, be at work etc. and then at night there’s mania and anxiety keeping me up.

I used to say it was like being in a hole, like the one in silence of the lambs (minus buffalo bill), and being able to see life going on out there, outside your hole but having no way to get out, or to be heard.

trying to learn how to not pick apart my every flaw.