Of course they’re obviously gorgeous and charismatic and lovely and the CK marketing team would be a bunch of idiots not to book them for this gig, but it’s still wonderful to see an ad featuring two women with dreads/braids in their full glory. Sheesh, those ladies have some beautiful heads of hair.

The fact that she basically told Bill Cosby, you are not my fuckin dad, I’ll make this erotic movie and show my tits all I damn well please asshole, only makes her more endearing.

And if she’d said, “Doctor, can you please tell me whether my vagina is a good ‘tightness’? Will my first time having sex be likely to be difficult for me?” you might have a point. But I can tell you that, having been to several gynecologists in my life, literally zero of them have ever said anything whatsoever about…

I can hear someone’s horrible mom saying that

Oh, she wasn’t even that hot, and should be flattered! Especially since he’s a doctor!

What kind of women leaves the house, sober, with a face?

The patient would’ve stopped breathing and died if given a paralytic without having her airway secured. There are definitely medications that cause sort of a hypnotic-type state but definitely not a paralytic.

So, my first gyno was a dude that my mom went to for years. I was probably like 14 maybe when I went the first time. Maybe 15, at most. He did the exam by himself, without a nurse or my mom present, and when he was examining me (with is fingers INSIDE me), he said, “Your first time having sex will be easy for you. You…

Also, nothing screams do me, and do me now, more than a hospital gown and a vacant drugged induced stare.

A couple of possibilities, all of which are pure speculation:

Maybe the drug he gave her wasn’t morphine.

Also, I bet she looked pretty hot in the hospital gown. If you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, you shouldn’t, you know, be so hot all the time.

Seriously. Why would you even leave the house with a face if you don’t want this to happen.

because man.

He put the “cad” in caduceus.

“I was just cleaning it and it went off in my hand.”

So... his argument is that they didn’t went biotech events to be sausage-fests?

The lack of self-awareness is just...painful.

Any plus-size models? Transgender models? I’m starting to think this might not be very diverse.

Imagine being one of the “legit” women at the party and being taken for a model- ugh. How is this not creating a hostile work environment?