In a similar vein, Yale’s Mens BBall teams Ivy Championship rings read “Implied Consent”

No duty to report. Some professions have reporting mandates(social workers, teachers, therapists, etc.), but there isn’t any liability for the individual valet worker.

Please, please, please let the event that is replacing the girls scouts be a Foghat reunion

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Francesca’s art is scrolling. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.

I guess Taz finally figured out the age old question of “Who’s a good boy?”

Thanks for commenting!

This one went right over your head.

Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

Even after all these years, Fisher still knows how to draw offensives

The Jim Tomsula hiring feels like a dare from Eddie DeBartolo to Jed York he couldn’t pass up because of family dynamics.

Every time I see him I feel like he has been transplanted into the future from the Reagan Cabinet.

Because god forbid you take away playing time from someone.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

Being connected to the 49ers and attempting to commit suicide isn’t news; its a rational response to the offseason.

So basically this channel is going to be the 2016 Presidential Debates but for sports

Amazing.

Waging against the Raiders is safer bet than U.S. Treasury bonds....Tomsula though. This guy is barely qualified to make roast beef sandwiches.

Have a feeling this is what its going to feel like when I have to cheer for the Niners next season.

Not the first time saying “the night is dark and full of terrors” will get you out of a jam.