As in most custody disputes in Missouri, this cat is going to end up pregnant and addicted to opiates in an alley behind Busch Stadium with Cardinals fans screaming at it to take personal responsibility.

They should never be forgiven for the stadium. They moved out of the richest city in the world to build a fucking oven in the Great America parking lot with Manila levels of traffic.

You manage to shit on everyone and i’m not even sure what your point is.

Had a good 10 second laugh at this one.

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

Well, the story should note he did tell Allison the hole was for “men only” before scoring.

+1. Bravo. Call it a day and go home, there’s nothing more for you to do today.

They also just announced he will have limited participation on the broadcast team.

Stealing the Chris Rock joke

No, but if race played a large role in this sort of stuff you would have expected the inverse of Duke Lacrosse and Baylor Football. Should have been more clear.

Disagree but I see the joke. Most college athletes get protected regardless of race.

If you look up, you should be able to see the comment flying right over your head.

The NFL; experts by every barometer; except measuring atmospheric pressure.

Honestly thought this was a Catholic Middle School League when I first saw it.

Honestly, what the hell is that?

Amid all the darkness, a small flicker of hope appears.

Don’t know what to say when our best play is a penalty and our QB takes the victory kneel before the game.

Somewhere in in 49ers HR department, someone is furiously trying to determine if Tomsula returned his team issued Samsung flip phone.

Opioid dependency is my favorite good part of this crazy coot.

Thanks for this.