People differ on the raw eggs thing. But, never ever deprive yourself of eating raw cookie dough!

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that's basically a myth. The outside of the egg is the potential "disease carrying" zone, so as long as you don't handle the egg then dip your fingers into whatever you're making, you should be fine.

Netflix should text, "ARE YOU OK?" when we aren't watching Netflix. Because we probably aren't.

Thank you. Why doesn't anybody see this? Everyone is all like "oh, she's confident. she's awesome and owns it." There's a line between confident and arrogant/self-indulgent. How so many people fail to see this, is beyond me.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

It still flabbergasts me to this day, how highly men think of their penises. It's like they think their penises are God's very own staff, bestowed upon each of them to rule over all the non penis gifted persons around them.

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I am pretty sure they did it so that a hoarde of angry Dommes marched on parliament.

on point feelings bout Nicki

Maybe it's just me, but when I clicked to play the video, it started at like 5:50 instead of the beginning. I think there's one option to grab the embed code from the beginning & one that gives you the code for where you're currently at with the video — and I notice the second one seems to be used a lot on Jezebel.…

Already banned in the UK for female empowerment

Did anyone sit on the cake?

Just for that, I'm going to watch facesitting porn right now. That's how committed to this cause I am.

When they say the last few are life threatening, does that include female ejaculation? 'Cause I've decided, when it's my time, that's how I want to go.

Sorry, I

Again I say, choking a woman with your cock and cumming on her face? Still a'okay. BUT WOMEN CAN'T DO IT TO MEN EW.

I love her too but she does manage this annoying balance of I'm so Humble, but Still Better Than All of You vibe. I just genuinely never need to hear her talk about anything ever. Just keep looking HOT, make fun songs that I can dance to with fun catchy lyrics I can sing along to. Make cool stuff for me to look at…

At this point I'm angrier at the news sources giving this woman air time than I am at the woman herself. She's a middle-aged woman who hates women and worships men. They're a dime a dozen—why the hell is CNN treating her assholery like it's worthy of airtime?

I'd rather Chris Rock get his own variety show, Colbert Report stay on air, and Letterman's Late Show die in a fire.