I agree with you! Except:

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

If there were actual accusations, we could look at the alleged behavior and compare it to a statute.

Has someone accused Louis CK of a crime?

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Those look way too similar to thumbnails I have absolutely not seen on Pornhub.

Considering how he died I am not sure “bulletproof” is an apt term.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

When asked about the validity of the complaint, the nearly-illiterate Oher said “Bullocks”

The game really wasn’t that exciting. I think Patrick’s trying to put lipstick on a Puig here.

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

“How I wrote two books no one has ever heard of or cares about then used Gizmodo in an attempt to promote them.”

I’m not sure Americans could do that with our own anthem

Forgive me for making general assumptions, but any man with a career interest in girls gymnastics should immediately be subject to extreme suspicion.

Just looking for the restroom.

It was a great finish to a really good final day. As much as I can’t stand Sergio, he really did earn it.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…